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  <title>hey guys</title>
  <subtitle>heymonster</subtitle>
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  <updated>2009-03-09T07:53:28Z</updated>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2009-03-09T00:53:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-09T07:53:28Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-09T07:53:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">a stranger in my own skin.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:47239</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2009-02-18T17:09:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-19T01:10:58Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-19T01:10:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i wish i had more reasons to use my ipod.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:46898</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2009-02-11T12:02:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-11T20:03:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-11T20:03:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Last night I had a really terrifying dream that I&amp;nbsp;had to take a plane to china that almost crashed. Then I&amp;nbsp;got really high and ran into M.I.A. and her secret guards and she let me rub her pregnant belly. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it was pretty cool.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:46603</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2009-01-29T10:20:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-29T18:21:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-29T18:21:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj306/demonfan4life/hoveround.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hoveround.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:46497</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2009-01-10T13:46:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-10T21:48:45Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-10T21:48:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://webpages.charter.net/anjinm/lf/TheWayCrowFlies.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:46203</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-12-15T20:24:00</title>
    <published>2008-12-16T04:30:20Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-16T04:30:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">today at work a young lady was walking towards the booth and her face struck me as very familiar. eventually she walked up to me and told me that we had just taken the same class together. american indians and u.s. laws. she works at the tea store and she was going home for the evening. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when someone recognizes me from class it always strikes me as odd. in the time i spend watching my fellow classmates, it never occurs to me that these people are observing me as well.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:45831</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-11-21T17:52:00</title>
    <published>2008-11-22T01:53:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-22T01:53:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i'm twenty years old and i have worry lines.&lt;br /&gt;deep ones.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:45741</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-11-05T12:41:00</title>
    <published>2008-11-05T20:48:59Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-05T20:48:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">it's hard to be excited when you're so disappointed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what a bittersweet election.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:45530</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-11-04T21:32:00</title>
    <published>2008-11-05T05:32:54Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-05T05:32:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/small_obama_image.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;my &lt;/strong&gt;president.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:45288</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-11-02T19:39:00</title>
    <published>2008-11-03T03:40:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-03T03:40:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">oh goodness,&lt;br /&gt;i forgot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nanowrimo.org/files/main/images/nanowrimo_participant_icon_122x244.gif" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:45013</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-10-27T23:29:00</title>
    <published>2008-10-28T06:30:10Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-28T06:30:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">mind over matter makes pooh un-fatter.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:44692</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-10-13T20:22:00</title>
    <published>2008-10-14T03:24:09Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-14T03:24:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">natalie dee just had a baby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;legit.</content>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-10-08T19:45:00</title>
    <published>2008-10-09T02:45:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-09T02:45:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.superpoop.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="superpoop.com" src="http://www.superpoop.com/100108/chinese-space-disaster.jpg" width="550" height="483" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.superpoop.com"&gt;superpoop.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oooo that's baad.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:44095</id>
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    <title>dear everybody,</title>
    <published>2008-09-26T20:36:27Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-26T20:36:27Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:43948</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-09-15T20:03:00</title>
    <published>2008-09-16T03:08:57Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-16T03:09:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">lying face-down on the scaffolding of a newly constructed home at 2:45 in the afternoon, trying to make myself vomit, i understood why cats run away to die alone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but there we go discussing euclidean geometry again.</content>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-09-03T19:55:00</title>
    <published>2008-09-04T02:55:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-04T02:55:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"helen keller peed on me :("&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lol.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:43409</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-08-30T17:32:00</title>
    <published>2008-08-31T00:32:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-31T00:32:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"bless this house and its heart so savage."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i feel like everything has been go go go.&lt;br /&gt;and i just want to stop stop stop.&lt;br /&gt;and maybe take a nap nap nap.</content>
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    <title>totally cute.</title>
    <published>2008-08-27T18:54:09Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-27T20:43:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.piterwilson-toys.com/wcsmt/"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/heyheymonster/1219863217.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="moar"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/heyheymonster/1219868623.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/heyheymonster/1219869129.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/heyheymonster/1219869558.gif" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-08-17T17:32:00</title>
    <published>2008-08-18T00:31:35Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://wherearethedogshumping.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://wherearethedogshumping.com/chinese-finger-trap.jpg" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://wherearethedogshumping.com/"&gt;Where Are The Dogs Humping.com&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:42582</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-08-01T18:41:00</title>
    <published>2008-08-02T01:40:45Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-02T01:40:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;ESFP.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>sadder than heath ledger.</title>
    <published>2008-07-23T17:18:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-23T17:18:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2008/07/22/estelle.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;r.i.p.</content>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-07-21T17:29:00</title>
    <published>2008-07-22T00:29:12Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-22T00:54:32Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:41919</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-07-21T01:42:00</title>
    <published>2008-07-21T08:45:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-21T08:45:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I would love to have my dream wedding under the sea,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but honestly,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm petrified of the ocean.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the only way i could do it is if we had it in some shallow, well-lit reef area far from the drop off,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but then i imaging it would be hard to completely submerse the wedding party.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;why is life so fucking difficult?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:41532</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-07-20T00:19:00</title>
    <published>2008-07-20T07:22:44Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-20T07:22:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">we're all too afraid to speak for fear that our own words will condemn us. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so we sit around,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and stare down at our hands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;waiting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for anything.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heymonster:41394</id>
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    <title>heymonster @ 2008-07-13T16:31:00</title>
    <published>2008-07-13T23:30:31Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-13T23:30:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">huh&lt;br /&gt;what&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;right&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;um&lt;br /&gt;huh?</content>
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